Status: employed* · *for now
just trying to survive before all our jobs are taken. This is the portfolio, the cheat sheet, and the coping mechanism.
Pick your job. We compile a tiny .exe that predicts what happens to you. This is science in the same way a Magic 8-Ball is science.
The prophecy was a joke. These are not. Read them in order if you want to stay the human who aims the model.
Cursor vs Windsurf vs Copilot vs Claude Code vs Codex vs Zed. Install one today.
Guide 02How to send a ticket down the hallway and not merge the hallucination.
Guide 03Taste, distribution, shipping in public. The unromantic employability post.
Guide 04Simon Willison, Latent Space, arXiv, lab docs — not 47-minute YouTube panic.